thats what i call a good PJ..

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pul bana hua tha.....
pul par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

.......
.......
.......



Keep Guessing......

.......
.......
.......


Chalo yaar....the answer is




"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani bridge ki har bala.....

woh KISNA hai

another PJ...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always
getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief
occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.So the mother sent
the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and
asked him sternly, Do you know where God is, son?

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth
hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, Where is
God?!

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, Where is
God?!

The boy screamed , ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the
door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,
what happened?

The younger brother, gasping f or breath, replied, We are in BIG trouble
this time.

(I just LOVE reading next line again and again)

scroll down

.........

...

.........

....

.......

.........

................

........................... ........

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

Companies and their punchlines

MRF - Tyres with Muscle

CEAT - Born Tough

EBAY - The World's Online Market Place

AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore

TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job -

BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing

Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion

Windows XP - Do More with Less

HP-Invent - Everything is Possible

Accenture - High Performance. Delivered

IBM - ON DEMAND

LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.

Apple Macintosh - Think Different.

TCS - Beyond the Obvious

Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values;
Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability

WIPRO - Applying Thought

Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.

Macromedia - What the web can be.

FORD – Built for the Road Ahead

GM – Only GM.

BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine

TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection

HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way

HONDA - The Power of Dreams

SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.

VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted

FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT

TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car

IBM - I think, therefore IBM.

Dell - Easy as DELL.

Intel - Intel inside.

LEE - The jeans that built America

Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.

Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak.

Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer

Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do

Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business

Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner

CNBC - Profit from it

AT&T - The World's Networking Company

Monster.com - Never Settle

Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying

Lufthansa - There's no better to fly

British airways - The Way to Fly.

Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air

Sahara - Emotionally yours.

Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations

Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times

Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges

Chevron Corporation - Human Energy

Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life

British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum

ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter

IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life

BPCL - Pure for Sure

IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi

GAIL - Gas and Beyond

Essar corp - A positive a++itude

Speed - High Performance Petrol

Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime.

NDTV Profit - News you can Use.

Toyota Innova - All you Desire.

Star Sports - We know your game

Lion and Dolphin

There is this romantic story of a Lion and a dolphin-
the two met - their eyes met - their hearts met.

They fall in love.















waade hue - irade huye'












The lion used to visit the shore every day- they used to sdpend hours together.










went for a movie-








DDLJ.










when the lion was buying popcorn, he saw his soulmate's brother in the same theatre.









they were escaping the hall, but were spotted.









families got involved.









dolphin was locked in her ocean room









Lion's father threatend him to choose b/w heis the dolphin and the kingdom of jungle.












now there is a lot of tension in the family.














how can they be helped..??????????



















???????????????????




































?????????????????????????






























????????????????????????????????????'



















arrey yaar, yeh unka famliy matter hai.
hum kaun hote hain beech mein bolne waaley??

Books and Authors

Name of Book : Author
A Foreign Policy for India : I.K. Gujral
A Secular Agenda : Arun Shourie
A Suitable Boy : Vikram Seth
Adventures of Sally : P.G. Wodehouse
Ain-i-Akbari : Abul Fazal
Akbarnama : Abul Fazal
Alchemist : Ben Johnson
Anandmath : Bankim Chandra Chatterjee
Arms and the Man : George Bernard Shaw
Arthashastra : Kautilya
Between Hope and History : Bill Clinton
Between the Lines : Kuldip Nayar
Beyond Boundaries : A Memoire Swaraj Paul
Bridge's Book of Beauty : Mulk Raj Anand
Broken Wings : Sarojini Naidu
By God's Decree : Kapil Dev
Communist Manifesto : Karl Marx
Confessions of a Lover : Mulk Raj Anand
Conquest of Self : Mahatma Gandhi
Crossing the Threshold of Hope : Pope John Paul II
Death of a City : Amrita Pritam
Devadas : Sarat Chandra Chatterjee
Discovery of India : Jawaharlal Nehru
Distant Neighbours : Kuldip Nayar
Economics of the Third World : S.K. Ray
Eternal India : Indira Gandhi
Fall of a Sparrow : Salim Ali
Fortynine Days : Amrita Pritam
Glimpses of World History : Jawaharlal Nehru
Godan : Munshi Prem Chand
Golden Gate : Vikram Seth
Golden Threshold : Sarojini Naidu
Guide : R.K. Narayan
Gulliver's Travels : Jonathan Swift
Hitopadesh : R.K.Narayan
Hind Swaraj : M.K.Gandhi
Idols : Sunil Gavaskar
India 2020 : A Vision for the New Millennium Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam & Dr. Y.S. Rajan
India-From Midnight to the Millennium : Shashi Tharoor
India in Transition : PRof.Jagdish Bhagwati
India's Economic Crisis : Dr. Bimal Jalan
India Divided : Rajendra Prasad
India Wins Freedom : Maulana Abul Kalam Azad
India, the Critial Years : Kuldip Nayar
Insider : P.V. Narasimha Rao
It is Always Possible : Kiran Bedi
Kanyadaan : Vijay Tendulkar
Kashmir-Behind the Vale : M.J.Akbar
Life Divine : Aurobindo Ghosh
Long Walk to Freedom : Nelson Mandela
Love, Truth and A Little Malice : Khushwant Singh
Mein Kampf : Adolf Hitler
Midnight's Children : Salman Rushdie
Moonwalk : Michael Jackson
My Days : R.K. Narayan
My Experiment With Truth : M.K. Gandhi
My Truth : Indira Gandhi
New Dimensions of India's Foreign Policy : Atal Behari Vajpayee
Our Films, Their Films : Satyajit Ray
Pakistan Papers : Mani Shankar Aiyer
Pakistan -The Gathering Storm Benazir Bhutto
Panchtantra : Vishnu Sharma
Pinjar : Amrita Pritam
Portrait of India : Ved Mehta
Prison Diary : Jayaprakash Narayan
Punjab, The Knights of Falsehood : K.P.S. Gill
Satanic Verses : Salman Rushdie
Sceptred Flute : Sarojini Naidu
Scope of Happiness : Vijayalakshmi Pandit
Seven Summers : Mulk Raj Anand
Tarkash : Javed Akhtar
The Changing World of Executive : Peter Drucker
Unhappy India : Lala Lajpat Rai
Vendor of Sweets : R.K.Narayan
Village by the Sea : Anita Desai
Voice of Conscience : V.V. Giri
Waiting for the Mahatma : R.K. Narayan
Wake up India : Annie Besant
War and Peace : Tolstoy
War of Indian Independence : Vir Savarkar
We, Indians : Khushwant Singh
We, the People : N.A. Palkhivala
Wings of fire, an Autobiography : Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam & A. Tiwari
Worshipping False Gods : Arun Shourie
Wreck : Rabindra Nath Tagore

Company and their CEO's

3Com Corporation - R. Scott Murray
3M - George W. Buckley
4Kids Entertainment - Alfred R. Kahn

Accenture - William D. Green
Adobe Systems - Bruce R. Chizen
Amazon.com - Jeff Bezos
AMD - Héctor de Jesús Ruiz
Amcor - Ken MacKenzie
America West Airlines - Doug Parker
American Express - Kenneth Chenault
Analog Devices - Jerald G Fishman
Apple Computer - Steve Jobs
AT&T - Edward Whitacre, Jr.

Bank of America - Kenneth Lewis
Berkshire Hathaway - Warren Buffet
Best Buy - Bradbury H. Anderson
BMW - Norbert Reithofer
Boeing - W. James McNerney, Jr.

Caterpillar Inc. - James W. Owens
Cisco Systems - John Chambers
Citigroup - Chuck Prince
CGI Group - Mike Roach
Coca-Cola - E. Neville Isdell
Cognizant Technology Solutions - Lakshmi Narayanan
Colgate-Palmolive - Reuben Mark
Computer Sciences Corporation - Van Honeycutt
Cameron - Sheldon Erikson
Countrywide Financial Corporation - Angelo Mozilo

Dell Inc - Michael Dell
Delta Air Lines - Gerald Grinstein
Deutsche Bank - Josef Ackermann
Deutsche Telekom - René Obermann
Du Pont - Charles O. Holliday

eBay - Margaret C. Whitman
Ericsson - Carl-Henric Svanberg
Exxon Mobil - Rex Tillerson

FedEx - Frederick W. Smith
Flextronics - Mike McNamara
Fotolog - Michael Crotty
Ford Motor Company - Alan Mulally

General Dynamics - Nicholas Chabraja
General Electric - Jeffrey R. Immelt
General Growth Properties - John Bucksbaum
General Motors - Rick Wagoner
GlaxoSmithKline - Jean-Pierre Garnier
Google - Eric E. Schmidt

Hewlett-Packard - Mark V. Hurd
Home Depot - Robert Nardelli
Honeywell - David M. Cote
HCL Technologies - Shiv Nadar

Infosys Technologies Limited - Nandan N. Nilekani
IBM - Samuel J. Palmisano
Intel - Paul Otellini
iGate - Phaneesh Murthy
ITC Infotech Limited - Sanjiv Puri

Johnson & Johnson - William C. Weldon
JP Morgan Chase - James Dimon

Kimberly-Clark Corporation - Thomas J. Falk
Krispy Kreme - Scott Livengood
Kingfisher Airlines - Dr. Vijay Mallya

Legacy Corporation - Edison A. Bardowell
Lehman Brothers - Richard S. (Dick) Fuld, Jr.
Lucasfilm Ltd. - Micheline Chau
Lucent Technologies - Patricia Russo

McDonalds - Jack Greenberg
McKinsey - Ian Davis
Merrill Lynch - Stan O'Neal
MGA Entertainment - Isaac Larian
Microsoft - Steve Ballmer
Motorola - Edward J. Zander
Mozilla - Mitchell Baker
MySQL AB - Marten Mickos

Nike - Philip Knight
Nokia - Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo
Nortel - Mike S. Zafirovski

Oracle Corporation - Larry Ellison

Pixar - Steve Jobs
Procter & Gamble - Alan Lafley

Reliance Industries Limited - Mukesh Ambani
Royal Bank of Canada - Gordon Nixon

S. C. Johnson & Son - Herbert Fisk Johnson III
Samsung - Kun-Hee Lee
Siemens - Klaus Kleinfeld
Sony - Howard Stringer
Sun Microsystems - Jonathan Schwartz

Tata Consultancy Services - S Ramadorai
Telefónica - César Alierta
Timberland - Jeff Swartz
Think Partnership - Scott Mitchell
Time Warner - Richard D. Parsons
Toyota - Hiroshi Okuda

Verizon - Ivan Seidenberg
Viacom - Tom Freston
Vodafone - Arun Sarin

Wal-Mart - Lee Scott
The Walt Disney Company - Robert A. Iger
Whirlpool - Jeff M. Fettig
Wipro - Azim Premji
World Wrestling Entertainment - Linda McMahon

Xerox - Anne M. Mulcahy

Business tycoons of India

Indian Business Tycoons - who's who

Adi Godrej

Adi Godrej is the present chairman of Godrej Group of companies. He left India at the age of 17 to enroll at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He received his Bachelor and Master degrees in Management from the Sloan School in 1963.

Aditya Mittal

Aditya Mittal (born c. 1974) is a Member of the Board of Directors and President and Chief Financial Officer of the world's largest steel firm Mittal Steel, which is majoritly owned by his father Lakshmi Mittal, who was ranked the fifth richest person in the world by Forbes in 2006. He has a Bachelor's Degree of Science in Economics from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in the United States.

Anil Ambani

Anil Ambani is chairman of Reliance - Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group which includes Reliance Capital, Reliance Infocomm and Chairman & Managing Director, Reliance Energy Limited, and was formerly Vice Chairman and Managing Director of Reliance Industries Limited. Ambani holds a Bachelor of Science degree from the University of Bombay and an MBA degree from The Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania. Currently, he serves as a member of the Wharton Board of Overseers.He is also the Chairman of Board of Governors of DA-IICT, Gandhinagar and a member of the Board of Governors of the Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur. He is member of the Board of Governors, Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad.

Aroon Purie

Aroon Purie is an Indian journalist and the founder and editor in chief of India Today, a leading newsmagazine of India. He has served as editor of the magazine since founding it in 1975.

Azim Premji

Azim Hashim Premji (born July 24, 1945) is an Indian businessman and Chairman & CEO of one of the largest software companies in India, Wipro Technologies (headquarters located at Bangalore). He was rated the richest person in the country from 1999 to 2005 by Forbes.

Bharat Goenka

Bharat Goenka is the managing director of Tally Solutions, India's leading company in business accounting software.

Brijmohan Lall Munjal

Brijmohan Lall Munjal is an Industrialist and founder of The Hero Group which owns the Hero Honda Motors in India.

Deepak Mohoni

Deepak Mohoni, the man behind the most popular word used in the Indian corporate circles "SENSEX" is exceptionally brilliant(B. Tech. IIT Kanpur, MBA - IIM Calcutta), and is rated as India's foremost market strategist by many investors.

Dhiru Bhai Ambani

Dhirajlal Hirachand Ambani (28 December 1932, - 6 July 2002), better known as Dhirubhai Ambani, was an Indian business tycoon and founder of Reliance Industries Limited.A film inspired by the life of Dhirubhai is set to release in January 2007. The Hindi Film Guru, directed by Mani Ratnam and music by A.R.Rahman will show the struggle of a man who strives to make his mark in life.

Dilip Sanghvi

Dilip Shanghvi is Chairman of Sun Pharmaceuticals and has an estimated wealth of $1.4 billion.

Fakir Chand Kohli

Fakir Chand Kohli (born February 28, 1924) is regarded as the "Father of the Indian Software Industry." He was the first General Manager of Tata Consultancy Services, a leading Indian software consultancy company. He has also worked as the Deputy General Manager of the Tata Power Company.

G.R.Gopinath

Captain G. R Gopinath, the Managing Director of Air Deccan is a graduate of the prestigious National Defence Academy and has served the Indian Army.

Jagdish Khattar

Jagdish Khattar is the current Managing Director of Maruti Udyog Limited. Prior to this post, he has been an officer of the Indian Administrative Service with more than 37 years of experience.

Jamnalal Bajaj

Jamnalal Bajaj (1886 – 11 February 1942) was an industrialist, a philanthropist, and Indian freedom fighter. He was also a close associate and follower of Mahatma Gandhi. Gandhi is known to have adopted him as his son. Several institutions in India bears his name, including the Jamnalal Bajaj Institute of Management Studies. He founded the Bajaj group of companies in the 30s. The group now has 24 companies, including 6 listed companies. Besides Bajaj Auto Ltd, the other major companies in the group include Mukand Ltd, Bajaj Electricals Ltd and Bajaj Hindustan Ltd.

Jyoti Naik

Jyoti Naik, also known as Jawantiben Popat, is the President of Lijjat Papad (Shri Mahila Griha Udyog Lijjat Papad) , and she pioneered a co-operative movement currently having over 42,000 members located in different parts of India.

Karsanbhai Patel

Karsanbhai Khodidas Patel (b. 1955, Mehsana, Gujarat) is an Indian industrialist, founder of the Rs. 2500 crore (USD 500 mn) Nirma group with major interests in detergents, soaps and cosmetics. He also has interests in education, and founded a leading engineering college, the Nirma Institute of Technology.

Kasturbhai Lalbhai ( Arvind Mill )

Kasturbhai Lalbhai (19 December 1894 – 20 January 1980) was an Indian industrialist. He was widely perceived as a nationalist businessman akin to G. D. Birla.

K.V.Kamath

K. V. Kamath (born December 2, 1947) is the Managing Director and CEO of ICICI Bank, the largest private bank in India. He is an alumnus of prestigious educational institutions of India like the Karnataka Regional Engineering College and the Indian Institute of Management Ahmedabad. He is the recipient of the Asian Business Leader of the Year prize awarded at the Asian Business Leader Award 2001, organised by the business television network CNBC Asia.

Lakshmi Narayanan

Lakshmi Narayanan is CEO and President of Cognizant Technology Solutions (CTS).He holds a BS and MS in science and electronics from Bangalore University and an MBA from the Indian Institute of Science, Bangalore.

Mr. Khalid A H Ansari

Mr. Khalid A H Ansari is an Indian businessman and journalist.He is the Chairman of Mid-Day Group of Publication based in Mumbai.

Kiran Mazumdar - Shaw

Dr. Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw (b. 23 March 1953 in Bangalore) is an Indian entrepreneur. She is the Chairman & Managing Director of Biocon Ltd. In 2004, she became India’s richest woman.

Kumar Mangalam Birla

Kumar Mangalam Birla (June 14, 1967), is among the richest persons in India and the eighth youngest billionaire outside India according to the Fortune magazine. Mr. Kumar Mangalam Birla is the Chairman of the Aditya Birla Group.

M.S.Banga

Manvinder Singh Banga is the ex-CEO of Hindustan Lever Limited, the Indian subsidiary of Unilever, and the largest FMCG (fast moving consumer goods) company in India.Mr Banga is an alumnus of the Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad, one of India's premier management education institutes.

Mukesh Ambani

Mukesh Ambani is the chairman and managing director of Reliance Industries Limited, India's largest private sector company.

M. Balachandran

M. Balachandran (b. 1st May 1947), currently the Chairman & Managing Director (CMD) of Bank of India (BoI), is a prominent banker of India.

M. Damodaran

M. Damodaran is the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Board of India (SEBI), the country's financial market watchdog, before that he headed the IDBI bank for a short stint.

Narayana Murthy

N.R. Narayana Murthy is an Indian industrialist, software engineer and the founder of Infosys Technologies.He retired on 20th August, 2006. However he shall continue as the Non-Executive Chairman. He graduated with a degree in electrical engineering from the University of Mysore in 1967 and received his master's degree from IIT Kanpur in 1969.He began his career with Patni Computer Systems in Pune. He is the chairman of the governing body of both the International Institute of Information Technology - Bangalore, and the Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad. In addition, he is a member of the Board of Directors of INSEAD, Board of Overseers of the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School, Cornell University Board of Trustees, Singapore Management University Board of Trustees and the Board of Advisors for the William F. Achtmeyer Center for Global Leadership at the Tuck School of Business.

Naresh Goyal

Naresh Goyal is the founder Chairman of Jet Airways. He started operating Jet Airways in 1993. Following the 2005 IPO of Jet Airways, Forbes magazine declared him the 16th richest person in India with a net worth of $1.9 billion. Was in News recently for the "Jet-Sahara Deal" which lead to failure.

Nandan Nilekani

He is a co-founder of India’s National Association of Software and Service Companies (NASSCOM). He is currently the CEO and Managing Director of Infosys.

Nusli Wadia

He is the chairman and majority owner of Bombay Dyeing, a major Indian textile company, and has vast holdings in real estate across Mumbai. Nusli Wadia is the son of Neville and Dina Wadia, and the grandson of Mohammad Ali Jinnah, founder of Pakistan.

Dr. Pratap C. Reddy

Dr. Pratap C. Reddy is a doctor and businessman who founded the first corporate chain of hospitals in India, the Apollo Hospitals Group. He is the Executive Chairman of the company.

Preetha Reddy

Preetha Reddy, managing director of Apollo Hospitals (Chennai).

Ramalinga Raju Byrraju

Ramalinga Raju Byrraju (born September 16, 1954), is an Indian businessman, and a pioneer of the Information Technology industry in India.He is the Chairman of Satyam Computer Services Ltd. It was founded in the late 1980's after venturing earlier into other businesses such as construction and textiles. Raju had acquired a B. Com from Andhra Loyola College at Vijayawada prior to receiving an MBA degree from Ohio University. He has attended the Owner/President course at Harvard.

Ramesh Chandra Agarwal

Ramesh Agarwal is a media baron of India. He owns Dainik Bhaskar group of newspapers that has presence in 26 cities and six states of India and have estimated readership of over 1.5 crore

Ramesh Gelli

Ramesh Gelli is an Indian banking executive who served as the chairman and managing director (CMD) of Vysya Bank and was a promoter and CMD of the troubled Global Trust Bank.

Ramnath Goenka

He founded the Indian Express in 1936.

Ratan Tata

Ratan Naval Tata (born December 28, 1937, in Bombay) is the present Chairman of the Tata Group, a leading Indian conglomerate established by earlier generations of his family.

Sushil Kumar Roongta

Sushil Kumar Roongta is the current Chairman of Steel Authority of India Ltd. (SAIL).

S.K.Burman

Founder of Dabur.

Sabeer Bhatia

Sabeer Bhatia is a co-founder of Hotmail. Currently he has started a new venture called BlogEverywhere http://www.blogeverywhere.com

Salil Chaturvedi

Salil Chaturvedi is the owner of Indian apparel brand Provogue.

Sam Pitroda

Currently chairman of India's National Knowledge Commission, he is also largely considered to have been responsible for India's communications revolution [1]. He is the Chairman and CEO of World-Tel Limited.

Sarthak Behuria

Sarthak Behuria is the chairman and Managing Director of Indian Oil Corporation. He is An alumnus of St. Stephen’s College, Delhi, and the Indian Institute of Management (IIM), Ahmedabad.

Shiv nadar

Shiv Nadar is the CEO of Hindustan Computers Limited (HCL), a large information technology company in India.

Subhash Chandra

Chairman, Essel Group of Industries. ( Essel Group : Zee tv , Zee Cinema , Dish Tv , Essel World , Water Kingdom , playwin , kidzee , Asian Sky Shop. )

Sunil Mittal

Chairman & Managing Director of Bharti Group. ( Airtel )

Subroto Bagchi

Subroto Bagchi is co-founder and Chief Operating Officer for MindTree Consulting. MindTree Consulting is an international consulting company working in the IT Consulting and Software Services space.

Subrata Roy

Subrata Roy is the chairman and "managing worker" ( Managing Director) of the Sahara Group of companies .

Uday Kotak

Uday Kotak is an Indian businessman. He is the vice-chairman and managing director of Kotak Mahindra Bank.

Venugopal Dhoot

Venugopal Dhoot (Born 1944 in Mumbai, India) is an Indian business tycoon. He is Chairman of Videocon Electronics.His company recently bought a color picture tube unit from the French company Thompson SA, and a refrigerator business from Swedish company Electrolux.

Verghese Kurien

Verghese Kurien (born November 26, 1921 at Kozhikode, Kerala) is called the father of the White Revolution in India. He is also known as the Milkman of India.He was the chairman of the Gujarat Co-operative Milk Marketing Federation Ltd.(GCMMF). GCMMF is an apex cooperative organization that manages the Amul food brand. He is recognised as the man behind the success of the Amul brand.

Vijay Mallya

Vijay Mallya (born December 20, 1955) is a Bangalore-based billionaire businessman and Member of Parliament (Rajya Sabha since 2002) from India. He is the son of industrialist Vittal Mallya and is the chairman of the United Beverages Group. Mallya has started a domestic airline in India called Kingfisher Airlines

Yusuf Khwaja

Yusuf Khwaja Hamied is chairman of Cipla, a company founded by his father Khwaja Abdul Hamied.

here it goes...

There was a gang of 4 guys...they used to roam around in a town during night and bash up any innocent guy they meet...they used to beat himuntil he was unconcious. The moment that guy went unconcious, they used tot ake out a bell n ring it once and went.
Question: what were they doing???
.
.
.
.

.


Dont think hard.......They were simply doing Marketing(Maar ke ting)

some Pj's...old but my fav.

why is a lazy dog like a hill?

Cos a lazy dog is a slow pup

Slow pup=slope up

Slope up=Hill...

thanks 4 bearing...